Showing posts with label alison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alison. Show all posts

Friday, February 8, 2008

the one about earwax

Today, my heart is full as I explain the complete-ness I have found. I have found peace in my life and now I feel like I can tackle anything that comes my way. I now understand how the pioneers must have felt when they finally came over the mountain and discovered Zion. Or how the 49'ers felt when they struck gold. Even Jed Clampett when he was out shootin' fer some food, and up from the ground came a bubblin' crude. Well, my friends, I have discovered a little gold for my self. EARWAX CANDLES!

I have heard of these things before, but I have never seen or used them. Well the other night, Brett needed to go over to the Olsen's house and I decided to go with him. Alison had one of these babies in her ear and I could hardly contain myself. When it was finished burning and Holly pulled it out, I couldn't believe my eyes. You would not believe the crap that came out of there. Well, I knew I had to get some for myself and stick them in all of our ears. All six of 'em. So yesterday I drove my butt down to the health food store and bought 5 packages of 2. I knew Gibler would go crazy for them, so I took her a Dr. Pepper, a donut and the candles at her new job. I think she was excited! Anyway, the second I got home I had one burning in my right ear. I didn't get a ton of stuff because I am freaky about having clean ears. I Q-tip all of the time. But I was surprised to see what I did get. Wanna see? You know you do. Cool, huh! After I did mine, I couldn't wait to get Quayd going. This is what came out of his cute little ears. Ok, now I am going to show you something that grossed even me out. This is what we got out of Brett's ears. So nasty.... I was shocked and I even threw up in my mouth a little. But I still liked it.

So I highly recommnd these to EVERYONE! But the only thing I request is that you let me see what you got out of your ears. I know that is gross, but I can't help myself.